Ny Comic Con’s Speed Dating for Geeks

Trying to find a girlfriend who loves horror film paraphernalia and anime? She that are sitting across away from you at nyc Comic Con’s speed-dating event. Brian Heater reports.

Brian Heater

a meeting goer appears close to Ork from Warhammer 40,000 throughout the 2010 ny Comic Con during the Jacob K. Javits Center in new york October 8, 2010. (Timothy A. Clary, AFP / Getty Images)

Trying to find a gf whom really loves horror-movie paraphernalia and anime? She might be sitting across away from you at nyc Comic-Con’s speed-dating event. Brian Heater reports.

“You understand Ke$ha, right?” asks the girl utilizing the synthetic Freddie Krueger glove.

“Sure,” I answer, a bit baffled. Provided the limitless conversational subjects presented by the jam-packed meeting occurring above our minds, i’d do not have guessed we’d broach the task associated with the “Tik Tok” singer therefore soon.

“There’s a song,” the girl explains, “Take it well.” She recites the chorus,

There’s a accepted place downtown, where in actuality the freaks all come around. It’s a hole within the wall. It’s a dirty free for several.

The parallels between nyc Comic-Con and therefore track are unmistakeable, she claims. First, the convention is downtown. (really, the Jacob K. Javits Center is certainly not downtown, but we don’t correct her. No body likes a know-it-all.) The freaks component, she states, is inherent—the geeks, the dorks, the nerds (my words), all decked down in costumes and paraphernalia.

The “hole when you look at the wall surface” component remains ambiguous. I’ve got a couple of theories, but because of the fairly restricted extent of your date, We have them to myself.

Fundamentally, all of it results in that last line. Ny Comic-Con, this indicates, is a dirty free for many.

Of course, there’s absolutely nothing particularly “dirty” going on in space 1A20. The area is sterile and well-lit, with 40 chairs that are folding arranged. As soon as every three full minutes, the guys are instructed to face up, just take a step to their right, and begin anew aided by the next available girl.

Emcee and self-styled geek standup Ryan Glitch operates a reasonably well-oiled device in a seminar space therefore steeped in intimate awkwardness you can cut it with a replica that is light-saber. “They call me personally ‘Giganakin,’” Glitch announces before the session commences, “because I’m overweight, and my costume is Anakin.”

The declaration is not totally accurate. He’s a guy that is big certainly—a self-proclaimed stereotypical showgoer (hefty, white, nerdy)—but there’s no Jedi paraphernalia on their big framework. We have been first introduced to him outside, as he separates us into lines of male and female, forbidding pre-show inter-gender conversations, muttering the phrase “sausage-fest” many times, and generally lamenting the dearth of X chromosomes.

“What sort of geek are you currently?” a female asks me personally. We hesitate for a brief moment and react, “Comics, i suppose.” It’s not as popular a remedy as I expected.

It’s a concern, without doubt, provided by both relative lines, and Glitch and their scantily clad gf start the entire process of flagging down ladies.

Glitch announces reassuringly into the type of dudes he tells me later, short for Celebration, a semi-annual Star Wars convention, the fifth of which was held this summer in Orlando that he met his “lovely assistant” at a past event—C5. It absolutely was the time that is first one-man business, Lightning Fast Speed Dating, had taken component this kind of a show, plus it ended up being a rousing success, by many records.

Him downstairs at the Javits Center, however, he has traded his Jedi robes for sunglasses and a black T-shirt when we first spot. It’s only after an assistant hands him a black colored fabric coat|leather that is black} and fake plastic shotgun with a bright orange tip that he’s more than simply a speed-dating host; he’s a cyborg sent through the future to facilitate nerd love, offer water containers in return for Star Gate trivia, and break jokes of dubious style in blended business.

Ours may be the 2nd of three sessions that are such during the period of brand new York Comic-Con’s 3 days, and one about speed dating throughout the convention seemingly have captured the imagination associated with the show’s attendees. The lines are long, and Glitch will fundamentally turn people (mostly guys) away before opening the doorways. He counts from the females and an number that is equal of, cutting from the line prior to me personally.


“Can we keep in touch with you for an additional?” We ask.

“Am I in some trouble?” the Terminator reacts.

He is told by me that I’m because of the press. That I’m right here to report in the event, undercover.

“Are you single?” he responds. We nod.

“Are you right here simply to report, or are you currently looking for someone?”

“Well,” I answer, “you never understand.”

Ny Comic Con’s Speed Dating for Geeks

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